If you’ve ever worked in an office then I’m sure you’ve overheard some dumb ass conversation that made you think a little less of the people you were sharing your work space with. I am that person. I’ve said some dumb things, I’ve thought some even dumber thoughts. I didn’t know how to spell “maybe” until I was 20-years-old. It happens people. Don’t get too down on yourself. After all, we’re only human. Here’s a nice little example of a couple of dummies having just a great little work convo. Happy Hawaiian Shirt day!
Have you met Claudette? She’s a very psychic lady from Gurglestan who gives many predictions on life and living. She’s got mad skills, so if you’re wondering about anything, feel free to ask her. She’ll be answering questions randomly whenever the stars are aligned.
For those of you who know Gina, you know she’s a sweet little Jersey Housewife who likes to hit the bottle every now and again and LOVES herself some fist pumping Jersey Shore. She decided to do a little review while having a cocktail or six. Hope you enjoy the Shakedown!
If you spend any time at all on the Internet you’re probably pretty aware of the Kony 2012 campaign that started last month, if you live in a hole and only read half informed blogs written by comedians who spend most of their time making goofy YouTube videos, then allow me to try to inform you.*
Kony 2012 is a documentary created by filmmaker Jason Russell in an attempt to inform the masses about war criminal Joseph Kony, who is a real dick. I have to say that I had no idea who this guy was, which to me, is disturbing as fuck. To think there’s this Hitler-esk shit head out in the world doing horrible things to children and even with all the 24 hour news channels, it took a ten year in the making documentary this dude Russell put on the internet to bring this guy to my and many other peoples attention. I think it’s a commendable thing this guy did, even if he did lose his marbles from being placed under a media microscope. We hope Jason Russell gets better soon and we hope Kony is brought to justice. And I hope you have a lovely afternoon. Thanks for stopping by, and here’s our Kony tribute video, written by Liam Sullivan.
*DISCLAIMER: If you’re getting your news from me, I appreciate you, but you can expect mostly not so news worthy coverage such as unicorn sightings and boner baseball**
**As of now, there is no such thing as boner baseball.