If you spend any time at all on the Internet you’re probably pretty aware of the Kony 2012 campaign that started last month, if you live in a hole and only read half informed blogs written by comedians who spend most of their time making goofy YouTube videos, then allow me to try to inform you.*
Kony 2012 is a documentary created by filmmaker Jason Russell in an attempt to inform the masses about war criminal Joseph Kony, who is a real dick. I have to say that I had no idea who this guy was, which to me, is disturbing as fuck. To think there’s this Hitler-esk shit head out in the world doing horrible things to children and even with all the 24 hour news channels, it took a ten year in the making documentary this dude Russell put on the internet to bring this guy to my and many other peoples attention. I think it’s a commendable thing this guy did, even if he did lose his marbles from being placed under a media microscope. We hope Jason Russell gets better soon and we hope Kony is brought to justice. And I hope you have a lovely afternoon. Thanks for stopping by, and here’s our Kony tribute video, written by Liam Sullivan.
*DISCLAIMER: If you’re getting your news from me, I appreciate you, but you can expect mostly not so news worthy coverage such as unicorn sightings and boner baseball**
**As of now, there is no such thing as boner baseball.